Naked Needs

The Truth About Assholes…Wax Them

It has come to my attention that many women out there, especially women that shave… down there, don’t know the truth about their assholes. I’m not talking about the man they’re going out with, the millions of jerks they’re dating, or people who are not nice, I’m talking about their actual, literal ass-hole, butt-hole, anus.

I am an avid fan of brazilian waxing. I think it’s the only way to go. The results last longer and need I mention it looks nicer? Let’s be honest, when it comes to men, if they want it, they don’t really care what it looks like; but if it’s nice looking, smooth as a baby’s bottom and clean(which it always should be) it makes the fooling around that much more enjoyable for him.

But women who don’t wax, or have only gotten bikini waxes or shave don’t know the most terrible shocking thing… you might have hair on, in and around your ass. It’s true. I hate to be so blunt and honest but someone needs to tell you. One of my friends thought I was crazy and there was absolutely no way that she had hair down there until she saw the wax strip… with fuzz on it.

I convinced another one of my friends to go and get waxed and since she did, she’s been waxing ever since. Unfortunately, while you may not have eyes in the back of your head, and therefore might not be able to see it, you have ME to tell you … get your ass waxed.

The difference between a shaved and waxed vagina is unbelievable. Sure, waxing doesn’t tickle and it does kinda hurt.

I’ve heard dudes talk about girls in bed and say it was all fine and dandy until they realized what she had on her behind.

I asked a couple of my guy friends, just to verify, and they even admitted that some girls, not all, but enough to comment about it, don’t even know they have ass hair. It’s at the point where a guy can be down there, feel it, see it, and become best friends with it.

I’m not talking about an ass bush… but think about being in doggie style with the hottest guy ever and having hair on your asshole. It’s an asshole, they’re gross enough to begin with, why have it be hairy?

Like Nike, just do it, wax your ass, and then thank me from saving yourself from further humiliation.

Let me clarify one thing: Not every woman has this problem. But it has come to my attention one too many times, so I figured I might as well try and help some girls out there by just telling them the truth. You’re ass could be hairy. Therefore, check it, double check it and triple check it, especially if you’re going to be in doggie style or a bathingsuit at any time soon.

Let’s just say one thing, when the wax strip comes off, you’ll be more than happy you read this.

Uni K Wax: So Good It Makes You Wet

…. and if you’re scared try a numbing gel like ZCaine, that’s what I use. It makes it a lot easier, just put it on 20 minutes before you go in and come out like a new person.

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11 replies »

  1. butt fuzz exists because otherwise you’d sweat like a mother on any ol’ day you manage to work up any sort of sweat and it would show. Hair wicks it away. That and your farts are 10x louder. You get swamp ass easier and more often with a bald behind as well as having it itch like crazy when those hairs grow back. I only went hairless ONCE to figure this stuff out.

    • agree! this country and new age is hooked on hairless-ness it’s there for a reason! omg you are an ocd case thinking all hair has to go! get a life if u cannot take seeing some normal hair on a butt! I’m a nurse and see a lot…it’s natural!

  2. what a ridiculous opinion. unless a guy is going to eat out your ass you don’t need to wax it. everything the other commenters have said is true – your farts are impossible to conceal, you’re more prone to infection and it would get all sweaty and spotty and gross down there. maybe if you’re overly hairy you might want to, but i dont see why you think every girl has to do this? it looks nicer but the payout is just not worth it if he’s not even seeing your asshole anyway? trim, bleach the hair, but shaving will just produce uncomfortable, horrible stubble that neither of you will enjoy and going to a salon for waxing is tedious, embarrassing and expensive and for people who actually have jobs/lives just not practical.

  3. I’d like to address to pieces of bad advice in the previous posts.

    1. Waxing your asshole will make you dirtier. Please. Ass hair does not magically keep you clean by “wicking away sweat.” Where would it go? You think the hair just makes the sweat disappear? Hair does not keep your butt crack cleaner. In my experience, waxing your ass just makes it easier to keep it clean and awesome.

    2. Butt hair muffles farts. Um, also not true. When I have to fart, first of all I try not to do it in a public place anyway, but sometimes we all have to. The technique of a silent fart has everything to do with your sphincter muscles and nothing to do with your crack hair. If you are relying on a hairy ass to muffle your farts, good luck.

    3. It doesn’t matter. Well, to some of us it does. If you like to have sex with the lights out, then I guess it may not matter to you or your man. I used to be embarrassed about my body, but since I started embracing my love of sex, I started enjoying it a whole lot more. Now I make eye contact with my man, I watch the muscles in his ass pump when he ***** me. I love watching his body and I love watching mine. I have really started to enjoy the visual aspect of sex, and the common thought is that men are even more visually driven than we are. That means that HE probably wants to see what he is doing. Look at porn for men. It is chock full of vag and asshole closeups because that is something they ENJOY. You do all sorts of things to keep up appearances. Some of them your boyfriend might notice, but this one I GUARANTEE he will love. Instead of trying to ignore the couple of wiry little hairs sprouting from your butthole, he can focus on adoring you.

  4. I am a male, for the record. I shave behind there on a weekly basis as well as the front. I was with a woman recently who had this issue and I found it to be a major turn-off. Call me OCD, but I prefer a woman to be completely hairless down there, in the back (lower back and butt) and on her arms. Women with excess hair is just not something I enjoy. Now, every woman and ever male, for that matter, has their own choices to make. If there was a girl I actually liked, I would bring it up and ask her to consider it.

  5. last night i had some chips from the chip shop. i asked for tomato ketchup. the resulting ketchup to chip ratio was significantly higher than i would have liked.

  6. I don’t think there is a right or wrong here. If you like/don’t mind having hair, great, if you don’t, great. Find someone who accepts you for who you are. Whether that be hairy or hairless. There are men out there who like hair, not every guy is the same. At the end of the day it’s your body and you should do whatever you want with it, regardless of what other people think.

  7. I much prefer a woman who is well groomed…. A little hair around her ass doesn’t bother me unless it’s excessive…. A small well trimmed landing strip above her pleasure zone is fine as long as it’s trimmed… But I love a smooth Yoni any day of the week… Whether waxed or shaved her labia should be smooth as a baby’s bottom… I’m just saying 😳

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