Meet Gwen Stefani’s step daughter, Daisy Lowe. I’m so far from a lesbian, I like men… and men only, but in all seriousness, I don’t know about you, but I think she’s hot. Okay, I don’t really understand the reason for this video; and while I’ve never worn outfits as crazy as hers, or had someone video tape me doing this, because that would probably be mortifying, detrimental to my reputation, not too classy and definitely hooker-ish, not to mention somewhat of a boner-trigger, I’ll admit, I sure as hell dance like that from time to time.
I mean, lets be real here, maybe guys don’t do it, but I know girls that do it. Actually, I know guys do it too, maybe not like this, but one guy I used to date loved and I mean loved to be in the mirror and sing and dance to his music. My old room mate and I used to get dressed up, put on heels and sing into spatulas as if they were microphones … weekly. Whether or not we looked this good doing it I can’t say… but I can tell you we did it, and mastered it. I can also say my apartment was never cleaner than it was when I had music on, a cute outfit and my amazing vacuum (I use a Dyson, I mean business.)
As far as Daisy is concerned, props to her. She’s hot, can dance and gives girls like me a reason to believe maybe just maybe I’m not one of the weirdest human beings in the world.