Naked Needs

Chocolate Asshole Anyone?


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I’m a self-proclaimed chocohaulic, there is no doubt about that. I could live on chocolate for the rest of my life, but as soon as I saw the Edible Anus, I thought twice.

Sure, some people love to “toss salad” and I’d be willing to bet that if it looks like chocolate and tastes like chocolate, I’m sure that more people would be inclined to try it.

These chocolate anus’ are made from pure Belgian chocolate, of course. Made in the UK, the company makes these chocolate anus’ from a wonderful butt model. I’m surprised they didn’t call me to ask for my anus. #rude

Screen Shot 2013-06-06 at 3.39.16 PMAccording to Edible Anus, “the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation.” Each box contains a milk, dark and white asshole, literally.

Screen Shot 2013-06-06 at 3.39.09 PMFor about $500 USD you can also get a sterling silver asshole, maybe use it as a paper weight, or salad tossing lessons? Imagine getting a job at a place like Chop’t or Just Salad and showing up with your asshole. Amazing.

They surely do make eating ass sound like a tasteful life-changing sociological experience, don’t they?

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