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Fun Ways To Have Sex Outdoors


urlIt’s definitely not Winter anymore, so it’s time to get out of the bedroom and what better time to explore the outdoors than 4th of July weekend? Everyone is out, half-naked and sweaty, and I’m not sure what looks better than that.

Summertime sex is great because of the perks of natural sweaty lubrication but there are definitely some things to be mindful of when having sex in these outdoor spaces.

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  • Boat Sex- Having sex on a boat may seem like a great idea because it’s romantic, and allows you to have privacy. It can also be enjoyable under the stars in the middle of the water. You also don’t need to rock the bed so much, when the water is doing it for you. However, before doing it on a boat, make sure you and the person you’re with doesn’t get sea-sick and that the boat isn’t slippery, it wouldn’t be fun to fall off bent over the railing,  except if the person you’re with gets sea-sick and starts throwing up.

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  • Pool Sex- Having sex in the pool is scandalous and fun especially if you’re skinny dipping, but not if you’re in the pool with other people. It doesn’t matter how drunk you might be, or how strong the chlorine is, it’s simply disrespectful. Having sex in the water is also difficult to do when condoms are involved (which they should be!), not to mention even without a condom it is difficult to be fully lubricated. Guys may not feel the difference so much, but for women, the feeling afterward might not be all that enjoyable. Condoms are also more likely to slip off and be less effective when used in the water because of the transfer of fluids, considering the water will most likely get into the condom.

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  • Sex on the Beach- Who doesn’t like the idea of having sex on the beach? It just sounds romantic, and it sure as hell could be if you’re on a towel/blanket and you’re super cautious of the sand. Beach sex could be dangerous especially if you get sand in and around your vagina. Men are lucky because the penis is an exterior organ, but for women, sand in the vagina is not a pleasant feeling, nor comfortable to have sex with.

Story: A couple of summers ago, I knew of a girl who had sex on the beach and broke out in an allergic reaction because she had gotten sand in between her legs and by her vagina. She said things got super hot and steamy and at the time she didn’t think about the sand being a problem. It took some heavy cortisone, a bath and some abstinence to heal her hoo-ha. 

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  • Sex in the Ocean- Similar to having sex on the beach or in a pool, the ocean is a place that allows people to feel alone when being intimate. Salt water has shown to have its perks, such as increasing blood flow, reducing inflammation of muscles, and can even treat skin disorders, but having sex in the salty water can make for some painful sex, especially if there is any friction. Salt water can cause a burning sensation and pain, which is not very enjoyable. It also rids natural lubrication, making it more likely for small lesions, which will burn when the salt water gets to them. 

It’s easy to want to achieve a million orgasms in a sea of a million organisms. 

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  • Sex in the Woods- not everyone is near a beach on the 4th of July, sometimes a hike or a camping trip, pit stop on a long car ride or simply a walk through the woods can lead to some frisky moves. Not to mention, there’s a book for that, How To Have Sex In The Woods by: Luann Colombo [BetterWorldBooks $3.98] Condoms, Ticks and Bears, oh my! Seriously though, be careful of the ticks and mosquitos. You don’t want to end up with a tick in your vagina. Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard of it!

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  • Sex on the Roof- It might be quite tempting to go up on the roof of your house or apartment building to watch the fireworks on the fourth of July. Just be careful about falling off, just because you choose to perform on Independence Day doesn’t mean you need to “break a leg.” Let us also not forget about the wonderful invention of cameras. 
  • Sex at a Party- If you’re going to do it at a party because you just can’t wait to get home, be prepared for someone to A) walk in on you B) hear you doing it or C) tell everyone at the party D) Get your ass kicked for doing it in someone’s bed that is not yours, or all four because I’ve seen it ALL happen, and you’ll never be able to live it down. Think about Finch with Stiffler’s mom. #AmericanPie

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  • Sex on a Jet Ski- Apparently people do this, seems like a very risky way to do it, but I guess it’s kind of like the saying, “when in Rome” …. “when on a Jet Ski”

When it comes to having sex outdoors or in any public place, just remember if you can see other people, they can probably see you too. If you’re worried you might be seen, stay behind closed doors. 

 

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